You know when you are waiting for the light to change at a crosswalk, and a car goes by with the windows down, and in the passenger seat, or in the back, there is a kid? Well, because I am a white devil, and kids are always all perceptive and shit, they always stare at me. So you know what I do? I fucking stare those snot faced motherfuckers down. Motherfucking downtown! I give them the crook eye. I scowl at them. I grimace at those little fucks until they either turn away, or their face goes from eager enthusiastic curiosity to scared uncomfortable hesitance. Yeah fuck kids. You heard me. Fuck em and their “rest of their life” awesomeness. God fuck i’m getting old.
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i love you.
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newporn answered:
thats mean
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Seconded. But come on. Wouldn’t...saw someone last week in Brooklyn who kinda looked like...
mising answered:
haha that will be„ scared. wow you live in korea now? it’s so glad to find someone’s blog who in korea.
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ascerbia answered:
You are the one of whom you will warn your own children. It’s like a Robert Heinlein novel.
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eloso answered:
Fancy a drink in Anam some time? The locals are growing accustomed to my pale presence, need to up the ante.
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(L)
foreverheavy answered:
fuck kids! even though im one of them. i hate those motherfuckers
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mdtepsic answered:
Wait, what question am I supposed to be answering?
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