I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

I listen to dub, reggae, dubstep, and more dubstep. I used to like grime but then my pc was stolen so i just decided not to download it all again. I also like french hip hop, and ummm I really like taking pictures.

I am also:
www.chiamattt.com
www.smokehard.com
www.djkimjong.com

I was born in Toronto, but now live in Seoul with my hawt wife.
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Me:
*huge fart*
Wife:
wow!
Me:
That felt good.
Wife:
Imagine you farted out of your penis?
Me:
That would be cool. I could put out fires.
Wife:
You wouldn't need to buy the compressed air to clean out your computer.
Me:
HAH! So true!
Wife:
The only problem would be if you jizzed by accident and it clogged up the fans.
Me:
That is a risk I'd be willing to take, ya know why?
Wife:
Why?
Me:
TYPE OF FUCKING GUY I AM! ALWAYS LIVING LIFE ON THE MOTHERFUCKING EDGE?
Wife:
OH JESUS! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO THE LAUNDRY.
Me:
Fine!
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    ............LOL! 8D
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