I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

I listen to dub, reggae, dubstep, and more dubstep. I used to like grime but then my pc was stolen so i just decided not to download it all again. I also like french hip hop, and ummm I really like taking pictures.

I am also:
www.chiamattt.com
www.smokehard.com
www.djkimjong.com

I was born in Toronto, but now live in Seoul with my hawt wife.

Coworker:
Why don't you eat some watermelon?
Me:
Thanks, but I don't really like watermelon.
Coworker:
Why not?
Me:
Ummm, I just don't?
Coworker:
Did you ever try it in your home country?
Me:
WHAT? THE? FUCK? Didn't you go to school in the United States?
Coworker:
Yes, I did.
Me:
Did they have MOTHERFUCKING WATERMELON THERE?
Coworker:
Yes.
Me:
SO YOU DON'T FUCKING THINK THAT A TRUCK CARRYING WATERMELONS CAN CROSS THE LONGEST UNDE-FUCKING-FENDED BORDER IN THE WORLD AND DELIVER THE-NINETY-NINE-POINT-NINE-PER-FUCKING-CENT-WATER-FRUIT TO GOD DAMN CANADIAN MOTHERFUCKERS TO "TRY"?
Coworker:
jeeez, you get so mad.
Me:
JEEEZ, SUCH FUCKING RIDIC SHIT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, IT'S FUCKING INFURIATING. FUCK OFF BEFORE I GET THE EXACTO.
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    heartisbreaking: LMMMMAAAAOOO!!!
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    - I love this guy so much. He makes my day
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