Tumblr Seoul Meetup! More Pics Here
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It’s tonight. How many of you have tickets in hand?
May 29th
KCNA Quotes of the Day: May 28 Edition
You thought it was all Traitor Lee this, imperialist America that, and fuck the Japs. But frankly,...
May 29th
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What do you mean I can’t chop up wood on the street...
May 28th
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(via inkorea)
IF YOU ARE IN KOREA, COME TO THE SEOUL TUMBLR...
May 28th
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May 28th
Typical Conversation with Morgan Tepsic
Morgan: My mom thinks you are an alcoholic.Me: Yeah, well I'd tell your mom to suck my dick if I thought she could find it.
Morgan: ...
Me: I mean..., shit..., I'm an idiot.
Morgan: Do you ever jerk off with a belt around your neck?
Me: No.
Morgan: BOOM, I do.
Me: ...
Morgan: I have a big ego, and I am world famous.
Me: I will fucking cut you!!!
May 28th
May 28th
“Throughout today, police will have 200 companies of riot...”
— Welcome to Korea
— Welcome to Korea
May 28th
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“The countries that are driving green growth, are South Korea...”
— Some “Expert” on...
— Some “Expert” on...
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Thursday Ashtray
May 27th
Coworker: Do you believe in Jesus?
Me: No.
Coworker: Do you believe in Buddha?
Me: No.
Coworker: Do you believe in Muslim?
Me: No.
Coworker: What do you believe?
Me: I believe you just asked me four fucking questions, and if you don't let me smoke this cigarette in peace, I believe I will fucking cut your believing ass!
Me: No.
Coworker: Do you believe in Buddha?
Me: No.
Coworker: Do you believe in Muslim?
Me: No.
Coworker: What do you believe?
Me: I believe you just asked me four fucking questions, and if you don't let me smoke this cigarette in peace, I believe I will fucking cut your believing ass!
May 27th
May 27th
Post No Bills
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Morning Commute: Drool, and a Bloody...
Two very different things happened on the subway today while I was reading Krishnamurti. Perhaps...
May 27th
May 27th
“Korea: come for the wives, stay for the chance to fulfill...”
— 2009 Korean Tourism Brochure
— 2009 Korean Tourism Brochure
May 27th
“South Korean troops near the western sea border with North...”
— Top Alert in Korea simply...
— Top Alert in Korea simply...
May 27th
HOLY FUCK THIS BOOK WAS SUCH A LET DOWN!!!! DO. NOT. READ.
May 27th
May 27th
Listen
Here is another song featuring a phone message. Same dude, similar hillarity.
May 27th
Listen
Yo, I made this song in University. It was made with impulse tracker and a recording of a phone...
May 27th
KCNA Quotes of the Day
I always love the rhetoric coming out of the KCNA. But, I know those living in the south have been...
May 27th
May 26th
Morgan: I am currently naked in my house.
Me: i hate being naked. i even shower with my shorts on.
Morgan: if i were you, i would too.
Me: and i have giant panties that sooky gets into when we make out.
Morgan: what does that even mean?
Me: i hate being naked. i even shower with my shorts on.
Morgan: if i were you, i would too.
Me: and i have giant panties that sooky gets into when we make out.
Morgan: what does that even mean?
May 26th
May 26th
“HOLY FUCK! DID I JUST INTERACT WITH PEOPLE ON TUMBLR? I MAY...”
— I Will Fucking Cut You
— I Will Fucking Cut You
May 26th
lamebot: Ashtray, Chiam style.
That ashtray isn’t...
May 26th
lovesoul:
I don’t smoke.
I took this picture long time...
May 26th
chiam
shes-a-problem: i love you <3 My wife may fucking cut you if she reads this. Just sayin
May 26th
chiam
nayeeee: i like you , your cool . -follows THANKS! But if I fucking cut you, know it was from the...
May 26th
May 26th
My life sucks so much right now.
(via cheezybeezyaintsneezyfosheezy) I spit my coffee out this was so hilarious. HAH!
May 26th
Wednesday Ashtray
Is that a banana? THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!
May 26th
Something to ponder...
Hoss and I in Tokyo a few years back. I like this picture. Hoss once dragged me by my underwear...
May 26th
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May 26th
Coworker: I am unhappy with Obama.
Me: Why?
Coworker: His response to the North Korean nuclear test was similar to the response of Bush.
Me: Did you want Obama to suck Kim Jong Il's dick? WTF
Coworker: ...
Me: Why?
Coworker: His response to the North Korean nuclear test was similar to the response of Bush.
Me: Did you want Obama to suck Kim Jong Il's dick? WTF
Coworker: ...
May 26th
When I got on the subway this morning at 7:10, literally everyone had their eyes closed. I was the...
May 26th
just taking a piss in broad daylight
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Man and Woman
May 26th
Korea: Land of the Couple Shirts
May 26th
May 26th
Morgan and I played the fuck out of this shuttlecock!
May 26th
Tuesday Ashtray
Morning Afternoon
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Have you ever thought it was just a little bit of gas, but then you realized it was not and you had...
May 25th
Morning Chat with TH'CON.
ME: http://16.media.tumblr.com/aJAWdBDf0nxeir2lqcfmhTdYo1_400.gifTH'CON: Okay, I just had a seizure. Why did you send me that?
ME: It gave me a boner.
TH'CON: You're a strange man. I hope your wife is very open-minded.
ME: It gave her a boner too.
TH'CON: Well, I think that you two are meant for each other.
ME: At night, the tips of our boners touch, and our boners become raging boners.
TH'CON: Okay, i'm done. I have to get back to work, and I just threw up.
ME: Perhaps one day, we can take part in a three-way boner touching, and fall into a deep raging boner trifectatrance?
TH'CON: I never say never.
May 25th
SILLY INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY!
May 25th
Monday Ashtray
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-24)
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Missing In Action
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“I can see clearly now, I chopped my eyelids off. I can see...”
— I will fucking cut you remix...
— I will fucking cut you remix...
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“North Korea has staged a “successful”...”
— BBC NEWS I think now is a...
— BBC NEWS I think now is a...
May 24th
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yteppei:mentalchaos:deadgirls:visualizeus:Nerviosismo: NSFW...
May 24th
“IM CHEWING A LENGTH OF FLOSS. SO MINTY.”
— i will fucking cut you
— i will fucking cut you
May 24th
SIGHT UNSEEN presents work by the most accomplished blind...
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May 23rd
“During the long process of evolution, females have developed...”
— Chosun Ilbo
— Chosun Ilbo
May 23rd
“Have you torrented the new U2 album? We won’t tell,...”
— Last.fm not really sharing...
— Last.fm not really sharing...
May 23rd
Watch
I am pretty sad about this. I really liked President Roh. He was a good man. Let’s be honest....
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fluorescent brown
FLUORESCENT BROWN
this not fluorescent brown. :(
May 22nd
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May 21st
Medical Check in Korea (Part 1)
Nurse: Drink this with water. It is fizzy. Don't burp.Me: *burp*
Nurse: That's alright. Here, have a little more. Try not to burp.
Me: *burp*
Nurse: ugh, come on, try harder. Here is a little more.
Me: *burp* HOLY FUCK THIS IS HARD. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT BURP?
Nurse: Well...
Me: JUST FUCKING X-RAY MY CHEST AND SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I FUCKING CUT YOU.
May 21st
May 21st
I know who hacked my e-mail and fucked...
inkorea: Dear L.O, You know who you fucking are, and I know that you’re an evil son-of-a-bitch. I...
May 20th
Thursday Ashtray
May 20th
Bleeding Anus
Morgan: I'm going to say that it was food poisoning last night.Me: You are going home sick? Have you puked on your students yet? that's always good.
Morgan: I've been shitting blood a little. Like my anus is bleeding.
Me: ummm. Let me guess. You drank beer, but the beer was not Cafri.
Morgan: That's what happened. And Soju.
Me: Morgan, stick to the premium beer, ok? The unique label system ensures that things like bleeding anus don't happen.
Morgan: Fuck man, sometimes I just forget the freshness and unique attitude Cafri gives me.
May 20th
NOT Excited
Tomorrow morning I head to Catholic University Hospital to finally have a medical checkup I have...
May 20th
WTF IS GOING ON AT SCHOOL THESE DAYS?
For example, she played a horse‐riding game to teach the water pollution. She compared the...
May 20th
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May 20th
The American Dollar has not truly been redesigned since...
May 20th
Motherfucking CLOUD SNACK
Coworker: Do you want to go for a cloud snack??Me: Ummmm OKAY! (Follows coworker thinking he's going for some kind of crazy new Korean snack food item)
*Coworker leads me to the roof and starts smoking*
Me: Ummmm so WTF is a cloud snack?
Coworker: Oh, it's a cigarette. The smoke from it is like a cloud.
Me: AH Hah! That makes perfect sense. Could you please give me a snack, I didn't bring mine.
May 20th
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May 20th
Wednesday Ashtray
May 20th
Don't Do PCP, OKAY?
BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — A 4-year-old California boy may be permanently blinded after, police...
May 20th
Q: What did Britney Spears say to the Vancouver audience at the end of her concert?
A: Doobie careful driving home.
A: Doobie careful driving home.
May 20th
(Via: colinoscopy)
That car is so cool, I probably...
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WTF MORGAN (via publish9(아홉시))
May 18th
Tuesday Ashtray
May 18th
In 2005 in South Korea, bloggers targeted a woman who...
May 18th
Awkward Lunch
I sit down to lunch among a group of people I don't know and begin eating.Person: You don't pray before you eat?
Me: Pardon me?
Person: You don't pray before you eat?
Me: Ummm no.
Person: That's selfish.
Me: Why?
Person: Taking god's generosity for granted won't get you into heaven.
Me: I don't believe in God.
Person: Wow. You are going to hell.
Me: You're cafeteria etiquette could use some polishing. I paid 3,500 WON for this lunch, which was prepared by cafeteria staff, NOW FUCK OFF AND LET ME EAT MY LUNCH, OR SO HELP ME GOD, I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU.
May 18th
I'm Doing This Stupid Shit Cuz I'm Bored
favourite book: The Western Lands favourite music artist: Impossible to say favourite song:...
May 18th
WANT
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May 18th
Open Letter to the Daehan City Gas Co...
Dear Daehan City Gas Co Ltd, OK, so I didn’t pay the gas bill for April because I had other,...
May 18th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-17)
May 17th
Monday Ashtray
May 17th
“I HATE PEOPLE WHO PUT WATERMARKS ON THEIR SHITTY PHOTOS....”
— I Will Fucking Cut You
— I Will Fucking Cut You
May 17th
Someone isn't happily married.
Me: My wife is going on a business trip this Sunday.Coworker: I envy you.
May 17th
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(via SMOKEHARD)
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BUT MAN!!!
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A Book Everyone Should Read
May 17th
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via www.falboart.com
May 17th
Dear McDonald’s,
Your pictures of delicious looking breakfast sandwiches this morning on the...
May 17th
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May 17th
Andy C: Live in Seoul
Morgan and I headed to Hongdae yesterday to see Andy C. Andy C is one of my favorite dnb dj’s...
May 16th
(via inkorea)
May 16th
cafri time is a good time
May 16th
May 16th
Morgan Tepsic crying in the bathroom
May 16th
inkorea:
Today’s weather = not good / But… / Today’s...
May 15th
Mutual respect: Teachers in Korean traditional attire wash...
May 15th
LONDON (Reuters) - A man who tried to hire a prostitute to take his 14-year-old son’s...
May 15th
(via inkorea)
What are Dreans?
May 15th
Quality not tumblarity
alexandrabeth: (via ninefruits) ZACTLY! You see, your post “Quality not tumblarity”...
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ngm:
Banksy
RAD
May 14th
Environmental Rockstar
May 14th
Friday Ashtray
May 14th
May 14th
This CD goes out to all the loud mouthed,...
May 14th
Tiniest Motherfucking Orange I Ever Saw!
By Christ, this is the smallest orange I have ever seen.
May 14th
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clawpus:
the spelling in my old atlas is awesome. (: i want...
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Smell: Potent: Very strong hashy smell.
Taste: Very good....
May 14th
Me: Sup
Morgan: Sup
Me: Sup
Morgan: Sup
Me: Sup
Morgan: Sup
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Morgan: Sup
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Morgan: Sup
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Morgan: Sup
Me: Sup
Morgan: Sup
Me: Sup
(Morgan goes offline. I email a "Sup" to Morgan)
Morgan: Sup
Me: oh fuck off
Morgan: LAWLZ brb poop break
Morgan: Kay
Morgan: Sup
Morgan: Sup
Me: Sup
Morgan: Sup
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Morgan: Sup
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Morgan: Sup
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Morgan: Sup
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Morgan: Sup
Me: Sup
Morgan: Sup
Me: Sup
(Morgan goes offline. I email a "Sup" to Morgan)
Morgan: Sup
Me: oh fuck off
Morgan: LAWLZ brb poop break
Morgan: Kay
Morgan: Sup
May 14th
‘Watermelon War’
May 14th
Me: (counting cigs to figure out if a pack should be purchased before work)
Old Man: You can't smoke on the subway.
Me: (still counting, ignoring the old man)
Old Man: Hey! You can't smoke on the subway!
Woman beside me: (taps me on the shoulder)
Me: (look at the woman)
Woman beside me: (points to the old man across from me)
Me: (look at the old man across from me)
Old Man: You can't smoke on the subway.
Me: Am I smoking?
Old Man: (stares at me, ponders me, stares at me more) No.
Me: Then?
Old Man: You can't smoke on the subway.
Me: (want to say "I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU! STFU!")
Old Man: You can't smoke on the subway.
Me: (still counting, ignoring the old man)
Old Man: Hey! You can't smoke on the subway!
Woman beside me: (taps me on the shoulder)
Me: (look at the woman)
Woman beside me: (points to the old man across from me)
Me: (look at the old man across from me)
Old Man: You can't smoke on the subway.
Me: Am I smoking?
Old Man: (stares at me, ponders me, stares at me more) No.
Me: Then?
Old Man: You can't smoke on the subway.
Me: (want to say "I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU! STFU!")
May 14th
morgan and ahopsi
May 14th
morgan being creepy
May 14th
i will fucking cut you
May 14th
“Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O. And on his farm he had a...”
— Snacks and Shit
— Snacks and Shit
May 13th
Thursday Ashtray
May 13th
Tree House
May 13th
“To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage...”
May 13th
A TAIWAN carpenter bought a porn DVD only to find secretly taped motel footage of his wife having...
May 13th
May 13th
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ROCK OUT!
May 13th
“I GOT KIMCHI ON MY SHIRT!
IT’S NOT A PIECE OF DIRT!...”
— Chiamattt
— Chiamattt
May 13th
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wtf
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To commemorate the successful launch of the Taepodong long...
May 13th
The project, called instills, is made up of eleven...
May 13th
Chiam: Excited? You will see me AND morgan tonight.
Ahopsi: not much -_-
Chiam: :(
Ahopsi: not much -_-
Chiam: :(
May 12th
Mark Zibert
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fatsy:
(via zenrahanra)
BEST COSPLAY EVAAAR!!!
May 12th
After successfully testing a new diabolical weapon on one of...
May 12th
Wednesday Ashtray
May 12th
inkorea:
“Launched in July 1995, Cafri is South Korea’s...
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An Open Letter
Dear man who clearly pissed in his pant and smelled of rotting flesh, I am glad that your vocal...
May 12th
(Via fukumatsu / jeffhamada)
FUCKING AWESOME SHIT RIGHT...
May 12th
caomag:
tzn:
ミニチュアっぽい「ドーナツバーガー」レポート
Do-nutBUR-GER....
May 12th
Because of an Imperialist Dog (USA) embargo, DJ Kim Jong was...
May 11th
Tuesday Ashtray
May 11th
(via wonderchicken)
Hawt
May 11th
Tumblarity = Borked
When it’s-hip-to-hate-tumblarity came out, Mr. Morgan Tepsic was all like “#1 in Korea...
May 11th
Smokehard Tuesday
May 11th
(via funeralface)
What is that, a fucking lomo typewriter?...
May 11th
Life in a seedy market
Taipei
May 11th
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U.V.C. - U.V.C. (via Selvaggiorocker)
This song makes me want to dance so hard.
May 11th
(via inkorea)
The fact that pictures of my wife will be in...
May 11th
“TAIPEI (Reuters) - A Taiwanese man became a sitting target...”
— Toilet snake attack: urban...
— Toilet snake attack: urban...
May 11th
Watch
dj mujava (via carrotts07)
May 10th
Watch
Kaisa - Schalldämpfer (via darkstar2912333)
May 10th
Monday Ashtray
Not a lot of action today.
May 10th
morgantepsic: June 12
smokehard: that means what? The day you are abandoning me?
morgantepsic: Soso. You?
smokehard: soso? WTF are you talking about?
smokehard: that means what? The day you are abandoning me?
morgantepsic: Soso. You?
smokehard: soso? WTF are you talking about?
May 10th
hiddentreasures:
One thing I can thank Korea for is that it has taught me to love Mondays. I didn’t...
May 10th
That's how I roll...
May 10th
Pic: Punished!
That dude is certainly being punished for something. Perhaps he attempted an upskirt with his...
May 10th
Early everything day
I was with some friends of mine who don’t know each other in real life but did in my dream. We...
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DEEPSHIT
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Luxury Antique Hof? WTF does that even mean?
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bribrix3:
murraythenut:
Wells
Imagine if the well in the...
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sportsman (via SMOKEHARD)
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doing the face (via SMOKEHARD)
May 10th
chok318 (via SMOKEHARD)
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stairwell art (via SMOKEHARD)
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(via SMOKEHARD)
May 10th
“Inside those fields and orchards there are currents and...”
— smokehard » 2003 »...
— smokehard » 2003 »...
May 10th
Geumho Pussy Crew
Don’t fuck with us. yeah we know English. most Korean pussy knows English. living in the...
May 10th
Where tha hawties?
they are sitting on stromstad’s and poang, resting their feet on pallbo. they are measuring...
May 10th
Watch
뽐뿌:뽐뿌 - 스포츠포럼 - 대만인들의 굴욕..
May 10th
“In Korea, yearbook pictures are considered by many an...”
— JoongAng Daily
— JoongAng Daily
May 10th
I LOVE KATE BEATON (via fonem)
May 10th
I Rave and I Vote (via dr.jd)
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