I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

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WHY IN GODS FUCKING NAME IS THE SEARCH FUNCTION ON TUMBLR SO RETARDED?

DOWNLOAD AND MAKE YOUR OWN COCKSUCKERS.

SHAT. ABSOLUTE SHAT. FUCKING DELICIOUS!

SO THIS MOTHERFUCKER WOKE UP AT THE NORMAL TIME TODAY (6:20am)…BUT THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS...

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL CUT YOU GOOD

“In eight hours this motherfucker will be unemployed. This...”
— Soon to be unemployed...

I still believe in your eyes I just don’t care what You have done in your life Baby...

Series of shots in front of a claw game while waiting for...

Cross off things you've done in your...

lindsaykid: jjll-:intherye:iamjordo:fuckyeahpyts: Graduated High School. Kissed someone. Smoked...

self portrait in Busan

geegeegeegee: yabai: chiam: jungdahyee: kdeluxxe: ...

“WHERE IS MY MOTHERFUCKING ME!?!?!?”
— me, searching for my...

theveryberry: Korea. Taipei, Taiwan.

The Ashtray Series

CHIAM'S MOTHERFUCKING LIST (BOLD EM IF...

Asked your mother for a Dayglo Abortions CD for Christmas Kissed someone of the same sex for an...

me: *eating lunch in the cafeteria*
woman: *sits down to eat beside me* Look at that guy. Comes to Korea and can't even use chopsticks!
woman2: ha ha ha
my coworker: *smiles at me*
me: *picks up chopsticks and uses them*
woman: *surprised*
me: Yeah that's right you stupid bitch!
woman: What?
me: I know what you said. I understood you.
woman: Oh...I'm sorry.
me: No you aren't.
woman: No no...I am.
me: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SHOW YOU MY STICK SKILLS BY STABBING YOU IN YOUR FAT CHEEKS.
woman2: calm dow....
me: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP TOO MS. HAHAHA. BOTH OF YOU ARE IGNORANT FUCKS.
woman2: *to her friend* maybe we should move seats.
me: YES! Finally a good idea! Git going!

How many of you want to scream “STOP BORKING SHIT,...

TUMBLR is really choking on a big stinky turd right now, eh?

Since you've been gone, I feel like...

(via juneonthewestcoast) I’m unfollowing you because of this cheese.

taiseokyo: shannx: taiseokyo: why did this make me...

brooksmatic: (via chiam) I lived across from this dry...

me: *reading on the subway*
dude: your clothes good. you must not be English teacher.
me: thank you, and no I am not an English teacher.
dude: what you do?
me: I'll answer that after you ask the man next to you what he does for a living.
dude: what?
me: ask the man on the other side of you what he does for a living.
dude: why?
me: why not?
dude: but he's Korean!
me: so let me get this straight. you are willing to interrupt me, a Canadian, even though you can see that I am reading a book, to ask me what I do for a living, but you won't do the same thing to a Korean?
dude: ummmmm
me: I mean this in the most polite way, but it really motherfucking bothers me that you think it is totally fucking cool to bother me, but not the other people on this train. Again, in the most cordial way possible, I'd like you to go fuck yourself and never talk to me again. Is that clear?
dude: Cordial?
me: I'm going to continue reading this book. When I look up to scout for hotties, you better not be looking at me.
dude: You don't act like a teacher either. *gets up and fucks off*

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending-Who Cares)

intaipei: boomboxexplosion: I don’t give a shit Because I listen to my music Not yours. So...

ladysophistifunk: As Chiam would say. ;) ’;’

the door: *knock knock* *knock knock*
me: hmmmmm?
the door: *knock knock* *knock knock*
me: *opens door* hello?
churchies: *shocked that a non-korean answered the door*
me: Yes?
churchies: Ummm, hi. We believe in Jesus Christ. We want share Jesus Christ.
me: What? I don't understand.
churchies: You know Jesus Christ?
me: No...I can't say I know what that is.
churchies: Not what! He is the son of god!
me: Yeah...I really don't know what you are talking about. I don't speak Korean very well, I'm sorry.
churchies: Jesus!
me: Do you understand me?
churchies: I think so.
me: So when I say I don't fucking understand what the fuck you are talking about you understand what im talking about?
churchies: ...
me: Ok.
churchies: Ok, bye, have a nice day.
me: YO! WAIT UP!
churchies: *eyes wide, excited* Yes!?!?
me: Since you're going down, could you throw this near the garbage area? It's really starting to smell!
churchies: ....
me: Good samaritan?
churchies: *takes stinky garbage bag and leaves*

sleeping grandmothers phone: RING RING!!! RING RING!! RING RING!!
sleeping grandmother: *does not wake up*
me: ugh!
every other passenger on the train: sigh!
sleeping grandmothers phone: RING RING!!! RING RING!! RING RING!!
me: HYAH! GRANDMOTHER! WAKE UP! HYAH!
sleeping grandmother: *does not wake up*
grandmothers grandson: leave her alone.
me: why don't you answer her phone, or at least put it on vibrate?
grandmothers grandson: she likes the vibrate.
me: ohhhhhh kay, so why don't you put it on vibrate?
grandmothers grandson: it's on both.
me: it's really fucking annoying.
grandmothers grandson: it helps her sleep.
me: it helps make me angry.
grandmothers grandson: *takes out his phone* *calls his grandma*
me: you motherfucker!
every other passenger on the train: sigh!
grandmothers grandson: hahaha what are you going to do?
me: *gets up* *goes over to the grandmother* *taps her on the shoulder*
sleeping grandmother: *wakes up*
me: your grandson is a cocksucker.
sleeping grandmother: *looks at me* *looks at grandson* *falls back asleep*
me: ...
sleeping grandmothers phone: RING RING!!! RING RING!!! RING RING!!!
me: is that you?
grandmothers grandson: I win!
me: you have no idea how much I want to fucking cut you right now...

*sitting on the subway reading*
me: *look up from my book*
me: UGH!
woman: *squeezing a pimple on her boyfriends cheek*
the boyfriend: *stares straight at me*
me: UGH!
the boyfriend: *stares straight at me*
woman: *wipes the puss onto his v-neck*
me: UGH!!
the boyfriend: *stares straight at me, and mumbles something to his gf*
woman: Oh really?
the boyfriend: *stares straight at me, and smiles*
woman: *starts picking his nose*
me: UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS!
the boyfriend: *stares straight at me*
woman: *turns to me, and gives me a look that says "ummm, what's the problem?"*
me: that's the grossest thing I have seen in a long time.
woman: whatever.
the boyfriend: *stares straight at me, and smiles smuggly*
me: does she wipe your ass after you shit?
the boyfriend: now that's an idea!!
woman: YUCK! NO WAY!
me: you think wiping his ass is gross, but squeezing at zits and picking his nose on the subway is cool? you're fucked.
the boyfriend: hey, watch what you say about my gf.
me: oh you're fucked too, don't worry. you're perfect together. when the time is right, you should give her an angel kiss.
woman: that sounds cute!
the boyfriend: what's that?
me: google it. it's right up both your alleys. gross motherfuckers
me: *continue reading*